August 10, 2011 § 2 Comments
Google knows me so well.
There I was, composing a nice and sincere post about learning another language, when I needed to look something up. I believe I was making sure I properly referenced the name of a movie (I really do my homework for you) and Google didn’t let me down. After seeing their results for me, I was forced to abandon my other post in favor of this fun gem due to a certain drop-down list, a la David Letterman.
Top 10 Results When I Began Typing “How to”…
tie a tie
cook a wolf
hard boil eggs
write a cover letter
love Lil’ Wayne
train your dragon
lose weight fast
love Lil’ Wayne lyrics
Isn’t that just spot. on?
I’m sorry, but do that many people need to learn to “love” (not merely like) Lil’ Wayne that he graces the list twice? Is there even really a site that will help me simply to “love lyrics,” whatever that means? And, thankfully #2, where would I be if I could not find out how to cook a wolf? Completely lost with Betty Crocker, that’s for sure.
So thank you, Google, for being at-the-ready with such an array of how-to’s. I will be ruminating on this for weeks to come. You made my day.
Author’s Sidenote: I was going to include a picture of a wolf in this post, for funsies, but decided that was a bit inhumane since I mentioned cooking them and all. I have to be able to sleep at night, friends.
Author’s Update: Apparently “How To Love” is a lil’ Wayne song ( do we not capitalize the “lil”?). Is it wrong that I was actually comforted by the fact that I didn’t know that??? 😉